When It Comes to Birding, Nude Beaches Are as Good as Any

Ever birded among the buff? You may not have a choice if a good species shows up.

There鈥檚 nothing like birding on a blazing hot beach. Terns and surfers attack the waves; sandpipers and swimmers splash in the shallows; gulls, skimmers, and sunbathers lounge on the sand. They鈥檙e all part of my聽happy-as-a-baby-albatross-in-a-cabana听辫濒补肠别.

But sometimes beachgoers want a little more exposure: They want to ride the waves, float around, and tan in the nude. I don鈥檛 pass judgment against those who make that choice, but it鈥檚 never really been my scene.

Until last weekend, that is, when the lure of birding overpowered my social boundaries. Because the fact is, when it comes to diversity of species, nude beaches can be just as rewarding as any other strip of sand. Some are even famous聽, including sites along Point Reyes in California, Cape May in New Jersey, Galveston in Texas, Provincetown in Massachusetts, and Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore in Michigan.

And so, I found myself driving to the Sandy Hook Gateway National Recreation Area on the Jersey shore. If you鈥檙e picturing endless lines of towels and recliners, fried Oreos, drunk college kids, and bad tattoos鈥攄on鈥檛. The 2,000-acre peninsula overlooking New York鈥檚 Jamaica Bay and the Manhattan skyline surely exceeds your wildest birding expectations. There鈥檚 an astounding variety of habitats covering salt marshes, maritime forests, dunes, cattails and cordgrass, tidal mudflats, rocky reefs, dilapidated Coast Guard quarters, and at least eight large beaches (often home to ground nesters like Piping Plovers). Nearly 350 species have been spotted in this Important Bird Area: threatened rufa Red Knots,聽 Seaside Sparrows, and聽, a locally rare Wood Stork.

My main stop on this Sunday morning was Gunnison Beach. Considered the only official nude beach in New Jersey, it was packed with ferry riders from New York City. And yes, most of them were in their birthday suits.

I hope you find yourself in this situation so that you, too, can understand the gut-twisting dilemma of showing up to a nude party vastly overdressed, while packing bins. As I scanned the sand through my lenses, I counted about a hundred people eating hoagies (naked), playing volleyball (naked), and blasting Lionel Richie (yes, still naked). Yet somehow I was the one who felt self-conscious. Did everyone here think I was a creep?

I tried to ignore the feeling and focus on the birds, but they didn鈥檛 make it easy. My sightline was filled with gulls, more gulls, a plover that doesn鈥檛 match any species in my field guide, juvenile gulls, midsummer-molt gulls, three-year gulls, and鈥攁t long last鈥攁n easy-to-identify American Oystercatcher. At the same time, I couldn鈥檛 let my binoculars drop below the horizon, where there was a whole set of field marks that would make Kenn Kaufman go聽red in the face.

Ultimately, though, the beachgoers didn鈥檛 care who I was or what I was doing. Aside from the bronzed couple that screamed, 鈥淕ET NAKED!鈥 at me, no one asked any questions. This attitude may depend on the location. While Gunnison is accessible to the masses, a more secluded site will likely attract skinny-dippers expecting more privacy. In those cases, a birder鈥檚 presence and equipment can come off as menacing.

Birders and nudists aren鈥檛 always mutually exclusive, however. From 2012 to 2013, competitive birder Olaf Danielson did an entire North American Big Year聽, spotting a total of 594 species. In his book about the experience,聽, he said his goal was to force himself to approach birding with fresh eyes鈥攁nd聽break a non-existent record. 鈥淚t鈥檚 one thing to go out and see a specific bird,鈥 he wrote, 鈥渂ut seeing it naked is a whole lot different. I had to be cagey and think in another dimension.鈥

My time on Gunnison definitely made birding feel new. But as the afternoon passed, I finally found my legs. I started sorting out the familiar gulls鈥擫aughing, Herring, Ring-billed, Greater Black-backed鈥攁nd noting size and feather variations. I also narrowed down the mystery plover to a Black-bellied or American Golden that was between breeding and wintering plumage. (Friends later told me that Black-bellied suited the stocky build I described, and is typical for coastal habitats; American Golden-Plover is daintier and fond of pastures and grasslands.)

While nothing rare crossed my path that day, I wasn鈥檛 complaining. I鈥檇 broken through my nude-beach paranoia and learned an important birding lesson: Keep your eyes on the birds and let the nudists enjoy their own diversions.