Birdist Rule #43: Personalize Your License Plate With Something Birdy

Let your birder flag fly.

Tasked with locating their听mates among a dense mass of identical-looking birds, Emperor Penguins have which can emit two sounds at once. Birders have it easier. Tasked with locating each other among the throngs of similar-looking cars on the road, we can just personalize our license plates.

The other week I saw an out-of-state plate听in a ferry terminal parking lot that read B1RDER, and I knew immediately that these people were my people. I didn鈥檛 even need to meet them. Personalized plates could be a great way to let everyone know how much you love birds without having to say a word.听

Having just bought a new vehicle myself, I recently asked Twitter whether I should get some vanity plates. The response was clear:

Uh-oh, time to start brainstorming.

A friend told me about a Facebook photo album belonging to Tiffany Kersten, who works at the McAllen Nature Center in Texas. Tiffany has collected more than 70 images of birdy vanity plates that have visited the Center or been submitted by others. It鈥檚 an impressive collection, with plates from all over the nation. A few trends stood out that听helped frame my decision making.

Like the B1RDER plate I saw, a large number of the plates are听self-referential, alluding to the car owners themselves. There are BRRDER and B1RDERZ and BIRDER1 and B1RDR plates. Tiffany has images of both CHSER (鈥渃haser鈥) and TWITCHR plates, at least one of which was photographed at a rare-bird sighting out of state. There are plates for both BIRD QST and HAWKQST, as well as WEBRD, 2BIRDERS, BRDLIFE, BIRDNRD, LUV2BIRD, BRDMOBL, DR BIRD, and more. Birders want you to know they鈥檙e birders.

There was an obvious choice for me in this category. Maybe a little too obvious. It鈥檚 available: BIRDIST. My car could听become my Twitter! In the biz we call that 鈥渟ynergistic cross-platform marketing.鈥 But, at the same time, I remember a PSA I saw as a kid that told me not to wear clothes with my name on them, because then strangers would know my name and ask me for money on the playground. I definitely don鈥檛 want that to happen, and maybe some anonymity is beneficial. No BIRDIST plate听for me.

I moved on to my other options.

The second major category in Tiffany鈥檚 bird plate Facebook album are birds themselves. Specific families are called out, like VIREO, JAEGERS, WARBLRS, TEAL, and HUMNBRD. Some are full species names, including a bunch of OSPREY, REDKNOT, DUNLIN, MTN BBRD, P FALCON, ELF OWL, a couple of VEERYs, and a pair of GRAY JAYs. This kind of plate is a lot of fun. Birders get to give their favorite听bird species a public advertisement, all while working within the constraints of the license-plate letter cap.

A bunch of full species that fit within Maine鈥檚 7-letter cap are available, including BRANT, GRAY JAY, DOVEKIE, REDKNOT, WILLET, SORA, ELF OWL (in Maine?) and, though I wouldn鈥檛 touch it with a 10-foot pole, MALLARD. I think it helps that Maine isn鈥檛 the most populous state. (To be fair, options like GADWALL, MERLIN, MERL1N, BARNOWL, and VEERY are all spoken for.)

Third听is听a group of more creative plates, which require a bit of thinking to decipher. Some of these incorporate numeronyms, like SHERH20 for shearwater,听H20OUZL for Water Ouzel, a.k.a the American Dipper, or BALDP8 for Baldplate,听a.k.a听the American Wigeon. Clever!

Others are fragments of bird names, including LAZULI, RFS WNG (for Rufous-winged Sparrow, I imagine), PILEATED, and, hilariously, SKUA SP (鈥渟p.鈥 is an abbreviation for species听and used when birders just can鈥檛 nail an ID). My two favorites are related to bird calls, including the ambiguous CHURP and the unambiguous B BZZZ鈥攖he call of the Blue-winged Warbler. I love me some birder in-jokes.

In Maine, I could have picked a classic reference, as suggested by , and gone with EMPID SP ("empid." is an abbreviation for听empidonax, a particularly听vexing group of听flycatchers). There's nothing more insider birder than that.听

Well, almost nothing.听Considering that there鈥檚 a Black-capped Chickadee on the standard听license plate, I was surprised to see that the four-letter banding code for that species, BCCH, is available. This really might be the ultimate insider birder plate. I鈥檓 sure there are others out听there, but the BCCH option is the only example I came across that matched the banding code听to the species pictured on the plate. It鈥檚 like it鈥檚 own little eBird checklist鈥攃omplete with media. Although the BCCH plate perhaps best repped my birder credentials, it's听wholly听self-satisfying. Almost no one else would understand.

There听is one other category from听Tiffany's album, but this one doesn't require听any special lettering. It听would, however,听still听project听my love of birds听while actually helping them out: Maine's听. A big chunk of the money spent to purchase these plates is sent to the state Bureau of Parks and Lands and the Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife. Plus, the plate features a beautiful and ornithologically-accurate Common Loon.

So what did I decide? Well, after some last-minute back-and-forth in line at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles, I ended up going听with a conservation plate. And despite听all of my听research,听I also went unpersonalized鈥攂ut only because COLO, the banding code for Common Loon, was already taken.